The Fluorescent Shaded Teddy Bear Murders

An original screenplay and soundtrack, together on one disk! Listen to the tunes, then pop the disk into your computer and read the script.

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The Premise:
Sparkle Island, an isolated community where locals use "cosmetic genetics" to eliminate flaws in their appearance, celebrate Tickle Festivals to relish the euphoria of hysterical laughter and thrill their pets with the sport of bungee jumping. The unattractive in this world fight for the leftover crumbs of opportunity, as success is given to beauty before talent. Paradise is thrown into a blender when fanged beasts of plush arrive to chow down on the gorgeous elite, leaving the less-attractive labor force untouched. Who are these stuffed toys of evil? What is their beef with the pretty folk?

Cast of characters:

Reeds Calloni: Shy, homely accordion virtuoso with dreams of stardom in a world where his kind is seldom allowed anything more.

Shayna Kallen: Sparkle Island's princess, rejected Reeds' affections, determined to learn the origin of these stuffed monstrosities and save her home.

Detective Fabio: Handsome police chief who cruises the island in his police Ferrari to find clues.

Commander Frost: Pez Enthusiast and military bossman with questionable motives in Sparkle Island's bear infestation.

Rocket & Rayna Reynolds: Husband & wife acting/producing team of high quality adult films.

Finky Farmach: Heir to the cheese-flavored water empire, Cheese2O, Shayna's former fiancé, pop-opera sensation.

Additional cast of thousands! Read giant, killer teddy bears eating the wealthy (don't worry, parents, this story is rated PG-13), page after page of glorious supermodels, action, romance, suspense. A soundtrack of soaring lead guitars, techno explosions, longing strings, punchy horns and nimble accordions!

Read the screenplay that advanced to the semifinals of the Chesterfield/Writer's Film Project and Second Round of the Austin Heart of Film Festival's screenwriting competition. Hear the original score and rock tunes that bring the action and characters to life.

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If you're in New York you can buy the CD at Footlight Records. They also have an online store at www.footlight.com.

Graphic Design FX handled the cool multi-media features on this cd!